28 June 2010

1999

“I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast,” Prince once penned, “But life is just a party and parties weren’t meant to last.” Well, life is passing these days at breakneck speeds—so rapidly that the once future date 1999 seems ancient now. When Prince wrote those lyrics in the early 1980’s the year 2000 seemed far, far away. I clearly remember humming the tune when it was new. I feel so old.

These days it seems necessary that I put together a book of my life that includes my family story that we can keep as a memento for future generations. My young children have absolutely no clue of their heritage. So my “book” may fill the need for a competent history. Much of my free time has been spent doing serious research, not just writing my anecdotal observations. The book my take more than just the two years I have already invested. I have only drafted one 15 page chapter so far—writing a book is more difficult than it seems. How does Stephen King churn out one 600 page tome after another? I don’t know: focus, determination, talent?

stay tuned
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The Book

Last month I referred to a book project that I intended to start. Well, I have most of chapter one drafted. Now the polishing stage has begun. Edit after edit has kept me occupied for most of the month. The blogs have been placed on the back burner for now. I will delve into further research and development of my narrative. The Internet is a valuable tool, but nothing replaces good old-fashioned trips to the book store, library, old-timey telephone and, gasp, in-person interviews. It is a work in progress that tells my family story growing up a preacher's son. My parents were both blind and I believe most readers will find their stories very interesting. Particularly how they lost their sight. My dad in an explosion in 1947 and my mom at the hand of her own mother when she was only 10 months old. 

It is also my story in Christian radio and subsequent years. My focus now is writing a fully researched paper that will provide the back-story and basis for the whole. I already have hours of audio tape dairies my dad made and a few relevant newspaper articles. The accident of '47 is available in gruesome detail from the National Archive since it involved a nearby military base. A bomb thought to be a dud landed near my dad's residence. The ordinance was responsible for the death of my 11 year old uncle, his neighbor, the loss of my dad's sight, and an aunt's eye. Obviously, I have my work cut out for me.

Stay tuned

©2010 Neal Rhoden,Gospel Aircheck. All rights reserved.

04 June 2010

Easter Eggs



I was nervous. My dad had prepared a cassette tape of the first two weekly episodes of the Jesus is Lord Broadcast—a half hour brokered time preacher’s show on local 5,000 watt WEAS-AM in Savannah, Georgia. In a scene reminiscent of the 1987 movie Broadcast News, the tape was rushed—hand delivered— to the station just in time for the 12 noon airing that first Saturday we went to air. It was a small miracle that I got there in the first place.

Finally finding it, the station was not at all what I expected: located in a residential neighborhood, a fairly large two story clapboard house. A large wide wooden staircase led up to a screened porch and an unlocked front door to the reception area. Somehow I found myself on the upper floor having been misdirected outside around the obvious studio by a musical commotion.

My WEAS Photo ID
Inside I heard loud music from a direction that I assumed was emanating from the studio. I never forgot the song playing: Indeep’s “Last Night a DJ Saved My life”. “Please,” I thought, “Somebody save me, I can’t find the studio!” It was a ghost town in there. Now clear as crystal, I realized the music and disembodied DJs were from a stereo cabinet the FM used to monitor their air. But, where was the studio? I tried a couple doors that opened into empty offices. Nothing! Time was wasting. I felt like a cat-burglar. Had all the DJ’s, like Elvis, left the building? Maybe I could steal all those gold records and certificates of live remotes promoting something called a “Budweiser Beer Bash” proudly displayed on the office walls. What sort of Christian station allowed such vulgar trophies in the first place? In the mind of a conservatively raised 17 year old, Bud and Gospel Preaching did not mix. But, I digress.

All I knew at the time was that Gospel 90 and its 100,000 watt FM were sister stations in the same building. Obviously, the FM dominated the decor choices. Had my dad seen what I saw that day he would have turned tail and run. But our sponsor—Manning’s Discount Furniture—was counting on us to deliver a product. So, I resumed my search. It was one minute to show time when I discovered stairs leading down into a pit of ugly brown carpeting; both on the floors and the walls located inside a haphazardly constructed addition encased in cinder block and plywood. The place reeked of cigarette and God knows what other type smoke, both legal and not. To the right was the FM control room. In the middle was the “Production Room.” And to the left was my future work home, WEAS-AM, “Gospel 90.” The doors were unlabeled; my ears had to determine which studio to enter. I chose wisely.




The Former WEAS studio
3, 2, 1, cue tape! Jesus is Lord was broadcast via 5,000 watts from the AM side. Our premiere went on without a second to spare—literally. Dennis; the DJ on duty, sighed relief as he politely waved me away returning to conversation with another visitor, presumably his wife. I was happy. Then I questioned, “How do I get out?”


My first misadventure with finding the studio behind me, I returned to thoughts of life after high school. I was wrapping up the 11th grade supposedly college bound needing some sort of diversion for the coming summer vacation. Driving home from one of our—probably last minute—tape delivery runs to the radio station that spring, my dad and I began listening to and critiquing WEAS-AM, Gospel 90.

We noted that the DJ was running a phone-in contest involving listeners guessing the number of eggs contained in his imaginary Easter basket. They would offer a guess then he played a self-voiced tape of a presumably randomly generated number. The DJ was prone to stammering and often at a loss of the right words that he delivered with a slight lisp. Knowing of this DJ’s skill with the English language my dad asked, “You think you could do that, Neal?” It was a loaded question for sure. I didn’t know whether to be honored or insulted. He obviously lacked the repartee of the FM DJ’s I was accustomed to. “I guess so,” I replied weakly. “Well, if you’re interested, then I can talk to the ‘acting’ station manager for you.”
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“If Neal wants the job, then it’s his,” the manager later phoned Daddy, “So I can [honestly] tell this other guy that the position’s filled.”

That May of 1983 she had listened to my voice-over introduction I had taped for the Jesus is Lord Broadcast and she claimed to like it. Retrospectively; rather than a golden voice, I was the cheaper button pusher alternative. The Easter Basket DJ trained me. Much of what he taught took me years to unlearn, especially apparent when I moved to the Atlanta market 3½ years later. Only the basic mechanics of radio were part of his dubious curriculum.

"New" WEAS Studio 1988
We became fast friends, though. Over the years we could talk shop for hours visiting each other at work alternately. I last saw him while touring the long overdue new studio facility in 1988 then considering a return to my original radio home. I never saw him or any of the AM jocks equal to our counterparts at our sister, E-93.
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Magic E-93, as it became known, was the consistent number one radio station year in and year out. Its music format appealed to the market’s predominant population featuring songs by the Gap Band, The O’Jays, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, The Commodores, and Prince, E-93 brought soul to all Savannians.

In those days prior to the invasion of Rap and Hip Hop, I actually listened—something I never did voluntarily of my own station. The initial appeal of working with Gospel 90—ironically, a mostly white Southern Gospel outfit—was that it shared quarters with a station I secretly tuned in at home.

I witnessed firsthand the likes of Elliot “E-Man” Neely, Don “Casanova B” Jones and “Stormin’ Norman” Wright weaving word tapestries of Funk, Rhythm and Blues. Seeing them doing their own thing in person was surreal for me. I was star-struck teenager peeking in their control room. Their uncanny knack for matching cadence with the music, blending its rhythms with the words they used was enlightening. It was almost like poetry. Rap “music”—a ghetto poets’ medium—seldom appealed to me; these jocks showcased soul music, which they loved. There was a vast talent deficit between the AM and the FM. Our respective worlds might have met occasionally—even collided—but, there was a vast gulf separating us; more than just a tiny production room.

Like the famous reveal in the Wizard of Oz, I eventually saw behind the curtain. But, that’s another story.

Stay tuned.


©2010 Neal Rhoden,Gospel Aircheck. All rights reserved.

The New Thirty

Forty is the new thirty,” I’ve heard it said. Well, from personal experience, that is quite true. The expression may refer to how we perceive that people seem to mature at a slower rate or that we remain more youthful into our advanced years. Whatever the case may be, I feel better now at 44 that I did at thirty! My mind is clearer, I have more energy and I have the luxury of 15 years more experience under my belt. Don’t get me wrong; competing in the Iron Man Triathlon is not in the cards any time soon, but I am getting closer—probably not.

All you forty-somethings take note: stay active in mind, body and soul. Challenge yourself. Get up off the couch.

Stay tuned
©2010 Neal Rhoden, the Peanut Whistle. All rights reserved.

01 June 2010

E93





My first misadventure with Gospel 90 behind me, I returned to thoughts of life after high school. I was wrapping up the 11th grade supposedly college bound needing some sort of diversion for the coming summer vacation. Returning home from one of our—probably last minute—tape delivery runs to the radio station that spring, my dad and I began listening and talking about the broadcast we had only recently started airing on WEAS-AM.

We noted that the DJ was running a phone-in contest involving listeners guessing the number of eggs contained in his imaginary Easter basket. They would offer a guess then he played a tape of a presumably randomly generated number. The DJ was prone to stammering and often at a loss of the right words that he delivered with a slight lisp. Knowing of this DJ’s skill with the English language my dad asked, “You think you could do that, Neal?” It was a loaded question for sure. I didn’t know weather to be honored or insulted. He obviously lacked the skills of the FM DJ’s I was accustomed to.  “I guess so,” I replied weakly. “Well, if you’re interested, then I can talk to the ‘acting’ station manager for you.”



“If Neal wants the job, then it’s his,” the manager later phoned Daddy, “So I can [honestly] tell this other guy that the position’s filled.”

She had listened to the voice-over introduction I had taped for the Jesus is Lord Broadcast and claimed to like it. Retrospectively, I was a cheaper button pusher. The Easter Basket DJ trained me. Much of what he taught took me years to un-learn, especially when I moved to the Atlanta market four years later. Only the basic mechanics of radio were part of his curriculum.

We became fast friends, though. We could talk shop for hours visiting each other at work over the years. I last saw him on a return trip to the new studio facility in 1988 when I had considered coming back to my original radio home. I never saw him or any of the AM jocks equal to our counterparts at our sister FM, E93.





Magic E-93, as it became known, was the consistent number one radio station year in and out. Its music format appealed to the market’s predominant population. Featuring  songs by the Gap Band, The O’Jays, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, The Commodores, and Prince, E-93 brought soul to all the Coastal Empire.


In those days prior to the invasion of Rap and Hip Hop I actually listened. The initial appeal of working with my Gospel 90—ironically, a mostly white Southern Gospel station—was that it shared quarters with a station I secretly tuned in at home.

I witnessed first hand the likes of E-Man, Don “Casanova” Jones and “Stormin’ Norman” Wright weaving word tapestries of Funk, Rhythm and Blues. I was star-struck.

Like the famous reveal in the Wizard of Oz, I eventually saw behind the curtain. But, that’s another story.



Stay tuned

We will take an extended break from radio topics for the time being and delve into more relevant fare, next time…
©2010 Neal Rhoden, The Peanut Whistle. All rights reserved